Star Atlas: "I finally sold my spaceship NFT, but I only got half the value!"
Splinterlands: "Where did the rest go?"
Star Atlas: "To intergalactic taxes and gas fees."
Gods Unchained: "Should’ve prayed for a tax exemption."
Star Atlas: "Would that work?"
Gods Unchained: "No, but it’s worth a try. 🙏✨"
A Star Atlas player decided to go camping in space. “This is going to be amazing!”
2 hours later: “Why is my tent floating away?” ⛺
A Star Atlas player put on the latest space suit. “I look amazing!”
10 minutes later: “Why am I still freezing in deep space?” 🥶
A Star Atlas player went on a space date. "You’re out of this world!"
Partner: "Just like your crypto portfolio." 💫
A Star Atlas player tried to restart their spaceship.
System: “Rebooting...please insert more tokens.” 💻
Космический корабль заходит в бар Star Atlas. Бармен: "Что будете?" Корабль: "Просто ракетное топливо, взболтать, но не смешивать." 🚀