Star Atlas: "I finally sold my spaceship NFT, but I only got half the value!"
Splinterlands: "Where did the rest go?"
Star Atlas: "To intergalactic taxes and gas fees."
Gods Unchained: "Should’ve prayed for a tax exemption."
Star Atlas: "Would that work?"
Gods Unchained: "No, but it’s worth a try. 🙏✨"
A Star Atlas player ordered a space taxi. Driver: “Where to?”
Player: “I don’t know, just take me away from the black hole!” 🚖
A Splinterlands monster got audited for not declaring its gold cards. It said, “I thought NFTs were tax-free!” 💰
Why don’t Splinterlands players ever cheat on their taxes? Because their cards are already “accounted” for! 😄
- "I spent all night farming SLP with my Axie team."
- "How much did you earn?"
- "Enough to take a real taxi to work."
- "Ah, the dream of financial freedom." 🚕
- "I’ve trained my Axie to win battles."
- "Cool, how much are you earning?"
- "Not much, but the rides are free."
- "Wait, is your Axie an Uber driver now?" 🚗
In the metaverse, I tried to call a taxi, but they only accepted Dogecoin. The driver said, “Much wow, very cheap!” 🚕🐕