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What Happens If You Invest $100 in Crypto Following Twitter Advice?

Day 1: Found a tweet saying, “This coin will 100x! 🚀.” Bought $100 worth. Feeling like a genius.

Day 2: The same account tweets, “Oops, sold too soon.” Coin is down 50%.

Day 3: Another influencer says, “Diamond hands 💎🤲, don’t sell!” HODL mode activated.

Day 7: Coin is now worth $20. Decided to sell, but gas fees are $25.

Day 10: Saw a tweet, “The dip is your chance to buy!” Spent the remaining $20.

Day 30: My $100 investment has turned into a $5 meme NFT. But hey, I’m part of the community now!

What happens when Bitcoin meets a token?

They’ll exchange their experiences!

What happens to cryptocurrencies when they lose connection to the internet?

They "freeze"!

What happens when cryptocurrency meets blockchain?

Magic happens!

What happens if you plug cryptocurrency into a charger?

It "locks" and asks for a password!

What happens if Bitcoin meets Ethereum at a party?

They'll exchange memes, but no one will understand!

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