She didn’t know I meant GPUs! 🖥️
Boy: "I invested all my money in Upland, hoping to get rich!"
Girl: "Are you sure this is the best plan? Maybe you should treat your diarrhea instead?"
Boy: "But in Upland, you can win huge money!"
Girl: "You know that with Upland money, you can't even treat diarrhea!" 💩💸
Boy: "I invested in tokens, and I think this is a gold mine!"
Girl: "A gold mine, you say? It’s more like diarrhea: sometimes it feels good, but then it’s not what you expected!"
Boy: "You don’t get it, there’s going to be big growth!"
Girl: "Or there’s going to be a big... explosion on the toilet!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I thought we’d save on the wedding to invest in crypto."
Girl: "I thought you wanted to save for a ring."
Boy: "But look, your engagement stone is now on the blockchain!" 💍🔗
Girl: "I don’t need a wedding with cryptocurrency. I want a real diamond!" 💎