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Smart investment in Upland: how to avoid diarrhea?

Boy: "I invested in Upland and now I can cash out money!"

Girl: "Don’t you think you’re risking more than if you went on vacation with diarrhea?"

Boy: "I hope it’ll pay off!"

Girl: "I hope you’re not the first one to exit the game while sitting on the toilet." 💩🎲

When investments turn into diarrhea

Boy: "I invested everything in this token, and it’s dropping!"

Girl: "Oh, it’s like diarrhea: at first, you think everything’s fine, and then you’re sitting there not knowing what to do with it."

Boy: "But I was hoping for growth!"

Girl: "You’re not alone. Many hoped, and now everything’s in 💩."

Star Atlas Black Hole Investment

A Star Atlas investor said, “All my funds went into a black hole!” Accountant: “That’s the crypto market for you.” 🌌

Axie’s Smart Investment 💸

Why did the Axie invest in crypto?

Because it knew it was all about “staking” the right assets! 💎

Ethereum’s Investment Strategy 💰

"Why does Ethereum make such great investments?"
"Because it’s always looking for long-term scalability!"
"Is it risk-free?"
"Not exactly... but Ethereum’s got a pretty smart contract strategy!"
"Sounds like a crypto genius!"
"Exactly! It knows how to stake its claim!" 💰

The Drop That Makes You Reevaluate Your Investment Strategy

Every drop makes me question my strategy.
Should I just invest in socks? At least they don’t dip.

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