To remind his family that dinner isn't the only thing cooking!
Boy: "I’m making money by selling property in Upland!"
Girl: "Aren’t you afraid this is like empty land… just like your stomach after morning coffee?"
Boy: "But here are real money!"
Girl: "That’s what you said. And just like your assets in Upland, the money doesn’t stick around long." 💩💵
A: "Why didn’t Gods Unchained believe Star Atlas’s roadmap?"
B: "Too many wormholes, not enough NFTs! 🤯🌀"
A: "Splinterlands must’ve laughed at that."
B: "Oh, they just deployed a ‘Summon Meme’ spell and moved on. 🎨✨"
While Bitcoin might be dropping, I'm just stacking Satoshis like they’re going out of style. 📈 The lower it goes, the more I scoop up! 🪙