Joke’s on them—I’m just traveling to Bitcoin's next halving!
- "I found a time machine in Decentraland!"
- "Where did it take you?"
- "I went back to the first NFT minting."
- "Did you bring anything back?"
- "Just some retro tokens!" ⏳
"Ethereum, where are you going?"
"To 2015, to see my genesis block again!"
"Did you bring anything?"
"A ledger and nostalgia."
"Don’t get stuck in the past!" ⏳
"Why does Ethereum need a time machine?"
"Because it’s always looking to the future of blockchain technology!"
"Does it travel back in time?"
"Not really! Ethereum stays focused on the scalability of the future!"
"So, it’s ahead of its time?"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s constantly upgrading for tomorrow!" ⏳
Minting an NFT feels like playing a claw machine. You either get a rare collectible or a useless JPEG. 🕹️🖼️
Why did the blockchain take so long?
Because it got stuck in the past block. ⏳⛓️