What’s the difference between crypto mining and Minecraft? In Minecraft, you actually find diamonds. 💎⛏️
This game is easy: just keep clicking "refresh" on your portfolio until your token finally hits $1. Or not. 🔄💵
HODLing in a bear market is the ultimate simulation game: you win if you don’t rage quit after a 90% drop. 🐻🎮
Staking is like a farming game: you plant your tokens, wait forever, and hope your neighbor doesn’t steal the yield. 🌱⏳