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My neighbor thought I was cooking something. 🍳

I said, “Just making some fresh coins!” 💵

I told my wife I’d buy her something nice. 💍

She said, “With what? Another GPU?” 😂

When Splinterlands cards become something horrible

Boy: "Look, I got a rare card in Splinterlands! This is my chance!"

Girl: "If you’re so excited about a card that’s worth less than the price of toilet paper, we’re in trouble."

Boy: "You don’t get it, this is an important card!"

Girl: "Yeah, just like poop on the floor — everyone thinks it’s valuable, but the smell won’t go away." 💩💳

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