My budget is so tight, even Bitcoin’s volatility looks stable in comparison.
Thought about staking crypto. Ended up staking my loan repayments instead.
Entered crypto for freedom. Now I’m free from money.
Bitcoin pumped 20%, but my debt grew 30%. Life’s unfair.
Bought crypto last week. Now I’m eating instant noodles, hoping for instant gains.
Because it's the only coin they can afford!