Ethereum, because it always helps you figure out complex situations!
A Splinterlands monster walked into therapy. “I feel invisible.” Therapist: “Sounds like a stealth ability.” 🧠
- "My Axies are stressed from all the battles."
- "What are you doing about it?"
- "I sent them to a virtual therapist."
- "And what’s the therapy?"
- "Meditation and blockchain affirmations."
- "Let me guess, the therapist charges in ETH?" 🧘♂️
"Doctor, I feel like everyone’s using me!"
"Why do you say that, Ethereum?"
"They only come to me for transactions, but leave when gas fees rise."
"Have you tried Layer-2 group therapy?"
"Yes, but I still feel fragmented!" 🛋️
Therapist: “How do you feel?”
Trader: “Like my portfolio—volatile.” 🛋️📉