It had too many emotional crashes lately. 😭
Because they were feeling down with all the gas fees. ⛽💸
- "My Axies are going to therapy."
- "For what?"
- "They’re suffering from battle fatigue."
- "Do they have insurance?"
- "They’re covered by blockchain health benefits." 🧠
"Doctor, I feel fragmented!"
"Ethereum, you’re not alone. Many blockchains feel this way."
"Any advice?"
"Layer-2 therapy—it’ll help you scale your feelings." 🛋️
"Why did Ethereum visit a gas station?"
"To get therapy for its gas fees!"
"Did it work?"
"Not yet... but Ethereum’s planning to burn away its problems!"
"That sounds therapeutic!"
"It’s definitely a step in the right direction!" 🔥
Therapist: "What brings you here?"
Trader: "FOMO."
Therapist: "When did it start?"
Trader: "When I missed Bitcoin at $1.