Star Atlas: "I bid on a legendary spaceship NFT, but someone sniped it!"
Splinterlands: "Was it a monster?"
Star Atlas: "No, it was a whale. 🐋💸"
Gods Unchained: "Whales always win. Next time, pray before you bid."
Star Atlas: "Will that stop them?"
Gods Unchained: "No, but it’ll make you feel better when you lose."
The God of War said, “I’ll grant you the ultimate blessing!” The blessing was a rubber duck. “Not exactly what I expected.” 🦆
A Splinterlands player tried to power-up their weakest card. “Now I’ve got the ultimate monster!”
5 seconds later: “It’s still just a goblin.” 🧟♀️
A Splinterlands player used a power-up on a weak monster. "Now, this will be epic!"
10 seconds later: "Uh, that was a disaster.” 💥
I booked a crypto cruise.
The only thing sinking was my portfolio. 🚢📉