Boy: "I bought so much property in Upland, I can sell everything and become a billionaire!"
Girl: "You definitely don’t need to invest more in Upland, you should go to the toilet — that could also bring profit!"
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because just like in Upland, you can't avoid diarrhea!" 💩🚽
Boy: "I’ve gathered enough R-PLANET tokens, now I’ll cash out!"
Girl: "And how much did you cash out?"
Boy: "Well, a little. But it’s just the beginning!"
Girl: "The beginning of what? The poop you’re trying to turn into coins?" 💩💸
Boy: "Look, I got a rare card in Splinterlands! This is my chance!"
Girl: "If you’re so excited about a card that’s worth less than the price of toilet paper, we’re in trouble."
Boy: "You don’t get it, this is an important card!"
Girl: "Yeah, just like poop on the floor — everyone thinks it’s valuable, but the smell won’t go away." 💩💳
Investor 1: "Did you know meme coins can really make money?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, it’s like betting on a cat winning in chess!" 🐱♟️
Investor 1: "Well, if the cat can win, why not?" 😅
"I invested in DeFi to become a millionaire!"
"How’s it going?"
"Well, I’m in the process... I went into the negative, but I’ll be back soon!" 💸🔄
"Be careful, DeFi is like a circus: you never know where you’ll fall!" 🎪🤣