Boy: "My cats finally went to a new city in Catizen!"
Girl: "A new city? And new diarrhea on the way? I hope you at least prepared a toilet for them!"
Boy: "Oh… I just remembered!"
Girl: "Well, now the cats have not only a new city but also a new smell!" 💩🚂
Boy: "I built an entire empire for my cats in Catizen!"
Girl: "You built an empire? But remember, your cats can create not only an empire but also… diarrhea!"
Boy: "Don’t worry, I have everything for their happiness!"
Girl: "You give them happiness, and they give you diarrhea! That’s their empire!" 💩👑
Boy: "My cats are real pros in Catizen now!"
Girl: "Really? And they’re pros not just in games but in leaving marks — all over the house and the toilet!"
Boy: "They’re great, but what do you mean?"
Girl: "As soon as the cat smells new food, he turns into a pro of diarrhea!" 💩🐱🚽
Boy: "My cats just returned from the most epic journey in Catizen!"
Girl: "And I’m sure they came back with a baggage… of poop!"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "You’re traveling with the cats, but they’re traveling with diarrhea — don’t forget to feed them wisely!" 💩🌍
Boy: "My cats became too active in Catizen!"
Girl: "Well, that’s all we needed — soon they’ll be following only one path — straight to your bathroom with diarrhea!"
Boy: "Seriously?"
Girl: "Absolutely! In Catizen, they can be superheroes, but their poop is out of control!" 💩🦸♂️🐱
Boy: "I leveled up my cats to max level!"
Girl: "Congratulations! Just don’t forget to put them on a diet, or soon they’ll be spreading poop around the house instead of toys!"
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "You’re leveling them up to the max, and they’ll level up their diarrhea skills!" 💩🎮