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Express train of cats with diarrhea

Boy: "My cats finally went to a new city in Catizen!"

Girl: "A new city? And new diarrhea on the way? I hope you at least prepared a toilet for them!"

Boy: "Oh… I just remembered!"

Girl: "Well, now the cats have not only a new city but also a new smell!" 💩🚂

How cats solve problems in Catizen

Boy: "I built an entire empire for my cats in Catizen!"

Girl: "You built an empire? But remember, your cats can create not only an empire but also… diarrhea!"

Boy: "Don’t worry, I have everything for their happiness!"

Girl: "You give them happiness, and they give you diarrhea! That’s their empire!" 💩👑

Cats and their love affair with the toilet"

Boy: "My cats are real pros in Catizen now!"

Girl: "Really? And they’re pros not just in games but in leaving marks — all over the house and the toilet!"

Boy: "They’re great, but what do you mean?"

Girl: "As soon as the cat smells new food, he turns into a pro of diarrhea!" 💩🐱🚽

Diarrhea and Cats’ Adventures

Boy: "My cats just returned from the most epic journey in Catizen!"

Girl: "And I’m sure they came back with a baggage… of poop!"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Girl: "You’re traveling with the cats, but they’re traveling with diarrhea — don’t forget to feed them wisely!" 💩🌍

How cats got too naughty in Catizen

Boy: "My cats became too active in Catizen!"

Girl: "Well, that’s all we needed — soon they’ll be following only one path — straight to your bathroom with diarrhea!"

Boy: "Seriously?"

Girl: "Absolutely! In Catizen, they can be superheroes, but their poop is out of control!" 💩🦸‍♂️🐱

When the cats get too excited in Catizen

Boy: "I leveled up my cats to max level!"

Girl: "Congratulations! Just don’t forget to put them on a diet, or soon they’ll be spreading poop around the house instead of toys!"

Boy: "Really?"

Girl: "You’re leveling them up to the max, and they’ll level up their diarrhea skills!" 💩🎮

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