Cold Jokes - Page 1

Why do miners never get cold? ❄️

Their rigs are the real MVPs of heating! 🔥

Why did the cryptocurrency miner get a cold?

Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻

Why did the cryptocurrency miner get a cold?

Because they caught a virus. 🤒💻

Did the market just drop or is that my portfolio feeling the cold?

It’s not just the market dropping, it’s the chill that comes with it! 🥶 Better grab a blanket and a hot cup of HODL to keep warm! ☕🧣

Checkpoint or Cold Wallet?

I saved my progress in the game... and backed up my seed phrase. Safety first! 💾🔐

Cold Wallet Freeze

I left my cold wallet outside.

Now it’s frozen, and so are my assets. ❄️📱

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