Boy: "My collection of Splinterlands cards is a masterpiece!"
Girl: "A masterpiece? Are you sure? You’re like diarrhea — tons of enthusiasm at first, then only disappointment!"
Boy: "But the cards could grow in value!"
Girl: "I hope you grow in knowledge on how to spend money wisely." 💩🎮
Boy: "I bought Bitcoin at the peak, and now it’s dropped to the bottom!"
Girl: "You died of disappointment before you saw the price rise again."
Boy: "But next time, I’ll do it right!"
Girl: "You don’t need the next time: you’ve become a victim of cryptocurrency death." 💀📉
Boy: "I thought the play-to-earn game would provide for us! But instead, we’re just in the red."
Girl: "You forgot that play-to-earn games aren’t a bank, they’re just an illusion!"
Boy: "But I was sure I’d cash out a huge sum!"
Girl: "Now your balance is death by disappointment and debts for life." 🎮💀
Boy: "I invested my last money into crypto, but nothing worked out!"
Girl: "Listen, you’re not the first one to die from disappointment in crypto."
Boy: "But I thought I’d be successful!"
Girl: "You’ve been successful at one thing: living with bitter experience." ⚰️💀
Boy: "I’ve been investing in this cryptocurrency for so long, but it dropped 90%!"
Girl: "Listen, don’t you think we’ve already gone through this?"
Boy: "No, I was hoping it would rise again!"
Girl: "You’ve already survived death by disappointment. Now you just have to survive death by debt." 💸⚰️