He has a fever of 40. If it reaches 42, he will almost certainly die."
The trader opens his eyes and whispers: "At 41.8 — sell!
Because they were feeling under the blockchain. 🤒⛓️
Because they were feeling under the blockchain. 🤒⛓️
"Doctor, I feel sluggish!"
"Ethereum, you need more scaling vitamins and a Layer-2 prescription!"
"How soon will I feel better?"
"As soon as the network stops congesting." 🩺
"Doctor, I feel congested!"
"Ethereum, it’s just your network traffic. Have you tried scaling up?"
"I did, but gas fees still hurt!"
"Let’s prescribe some Layer-2 therapy—it works wonders!"
"Thanks, Doc! I feel lighter already!" 🩺