Girlfriend: "You stare at your StepN sneakers more than you look at me!"
Boyfriend: "They’re my biggest investment!"
Girlfriend: "Your biggest investment is right here!"
(points to her chest)
Boyfriend: "But those don’t earn passive income…"
Girlfriend: "Neither will I from now on. Goodbye." 👟💔
Boy: "I bought a whole block in Upland, now I’ll sit back and enjoy!"
Girl: "You won’t be able to sit still — your stomach is already searching for a toilet!"
Boy: "But I thought the money in Upland would calm me down!"
Girl: "Money won’t save you from diarrhea, trust me!" 💩💸
Boy: "If I invest more in Ethereum, we’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Are you serious? Don’t you think we should first figure out how to pay the rent?"
Boy: "It’s nothing, everything will be fine once Ethereum takes off!"
Girl: "Then I’ll take a ticket to the real world, where there’s money for rent." 🚂💸
After this drop, I questioned my life choices.
Is crypto really my path, or should I just stick to collecting stamps?
At least stamps don’t dip.
In Squid Game, you die in a game. In crypto, you die in a meme coin pump-and-dump!