Boy: "I’m so happy I started playing Axie Infinity! My Axies are giving me tons of tokens!"
Girl: "Careful, it’s like diarrhea: everything’s great at first, but then all your tokens melt away, like... well, you know."
Boy: "But I still believe in the future!"
Girl: "You believe in a future with the smell of diarrhea!" 💩🎮
Boy: "If I invest more in Ethereum, we’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Are you serious? Don’t you think we should first figure out how to pay the rent?"
Boy: "It’s nothing, everything will be fine once Ethereum takes off!"
Girl: "Then I’ll take a ticket to the real world, where there’s money for rent." 🚂💸
Why did the Decentraland couple’s first date fail?
Because they got stuck in the “virtual traffic”! 🚗
Why did the Axie refuse to work at the bank?
Because it didn’t want to be "staked"! 😅
Hamster: "I made my first trade! It’s up 10%!"
Trader: "Well done! Are you planning to sell?"
Hamster: "I was thinking of waiting... or should I sell now?"
Trader: "It's too late to sell now, but it's also too late to buy."