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I asked my rig, “How’s the mining going?” 🤖

It replied, “Hot as always, boss!” 🔥

What did the crypto investor say when asked how things are going?

"I’m looking for growth, but so far, just falling!"

Ethereum’s Gas Fees: The Price of Going Green!

We all love the idea of a green world, but Ethereum’s gas fees might make you reconsider that! 🌱💸
But hey, when you’re helping build a sustainable decentralized world, a little gas fee is worth it, right? ⛽🌍
It’s like paying for your green energy... with a sprinkle of crypto magic! ✨

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