Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"
Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"
Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉
Who knew the real drop in crypto would be my wisdom? 😎 The moment you realize your advice is worth more than the coins!
When your crypto drop is trending, you know it’s time to start wearing sunglasses indoors.
I just want to escape the light of reality and enjoy the darkness of my losses.
Crypto’s so full of dips, it feels like I’m on a diet and my weight keeps dropping.
I should’ve just stuck to buying ice cream.
At least it doesn’t drop, it just melts.