Boy: "My cats are traveling in Catizen!"
Girl: "Oh, that’s awesome! Just make sure they don’t forget to leave their 'marks' along the way!"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Girl: "Well, you know how it goes: as soon as the cat travels, there’s a mission to clean up after its diarrhea!" 💩✈️
A Star Atlas player embarked on an important space mission. "This is the big one!"
5 minutes later: “I ran out of fuel and drifted into a black hole.” 🕳️
- "I was a spy in Decentraland!"
- "What was your mission?"
- "Infiltrate the NFT vault and steal the tokenized secrets."
- "Did you succeed?"
- "Mission accomplished! I unlocked the smart contract vault!" 🕵️♀️
Ethereum: "I’m building a decentralized rocket, ready for liftoff!"
Dogecoin: "I’m just here for the moon memes, bro!"
Binance Coin: "I’m keeping the mission cost-efficient, no fuel fees!"
Ethereum: "But can we scale up this mission without high gas fees?"
Dogecoin: "I’ll pump the rocket fuel, let’s go to the moon!"
Binance Coin: "I’ll make sure we’re low-cost all the way there!" 🚀
"Ethereum, why are you in a rocket?"
"I’m blasting off to the decentralized moon!"
"Will you make it?"
"Only if gas fees stay in orbit!" 🚀
My crypto was supposed to go to the moon.
It didn’t even leave the launchpad. 🚀😢