Splinterlands: "I summoned too many monsters, and now the blockchain is slow!"
Star Atlas: "Your monsters are hogging the gas fees!"
Gods Unchained: "Next time, summon a monster that optimizes transactions."
Splinterlands: "Like a blockchain dragon?"
Gods Unchained: "No, like a gas-saving goblin. 🙏🐉"
A Star Atlas player overloaded their cargo ship. “Why is it moving so slow?”
Ship AI: “It’s carrying your hopes and dreams.” 🚢
A Splinterlands player tried to apply a complex strategy. “This will make me unbeatable!”
10 minutes later: “Did I just lose because I didn’t draw a single monster?” 🤷♀️
A Gods Unchained player said, “I have the most powerful cards!”
They tried to play them, but their screen froze.
“Maybe I need a bigger monitor.” 🖥️
I joined three metaverse games, and now I can’t remember which avatar I am. 🤯🌐