Their rigs already purr when they work! 🐾
A Star Atlas player adopted an alien. The only problem? It eats entire planets for snacks. 🌍
I went to a pet store in The Sandbox…
But all the pets were just “pixelated”! 🐶
- "I opened an Axie pet shop!"
- "What pets do you sell?"
- "NFT kittens and tokenized puppies."
- "Are they popular?"
- "Absolutely! Everyone wants a blockchain companion!" 🐾
- "I adopted an NFT pet today!"
- "What kind of pet?"
- "A virtual dragon."
- "Does it need to be fed?"
- "Only gas fees. It’s very high-maintenance." 🐉
"Ethereum, how does it feel to be on the red carpet?"
"It’s amazing! All these blocks are just rolling out for me!"
"And what about your dress?"
"Oh, it’s an exclusive Proof-of-Stake gown—sustainable, low-energy, and elegant!"
"Do you have a date?"
"Yes, I’m going with my Layer-2 partner. We make a perfect pair!" 💃
Crypto drops are like bad food—no matter how much you try to enjoy it, you just can’t.
And now I’m not hungry for profit either.
A guy walks into a pet shop and asks for a "Squid Game pet." The owner points to a goldfish in a tiny tank, saying, "It’s low risk, but the moment you leave, it might rug-pull your heart."
I got a virtual pet NFT.
It’s cheaper to feed than a real one. 🐶💾