Bought a card during the hype. Its value is now “priceless.” Literally.
Sold my card for profit. Two days later, it’s worth double. Genius!
Hamster: 'I sold everything!' Me: 'Did you sell your crypto?' Hamster: 'No, I sold my wheel... the market was too stressful!'
Me: 'I bought Dogecoin at 0.05!' Also me: 'Wait, did I forget to sell it when it hit 0.50?'
Hamster: "I’m selling everything! The market is crashing!"
Trader: "Take a breath! What’s the problem?"
Hamster: "It’s all going down!"
Trader: "Yes, but if you sell now, you’ll only realize a loss!"
Hamster: "I’m okay with that. My emergency fund is just emotional support at this point."
Hamster: "I can’t take it anymore! I’m selling everything!"
Trader: "What’s wrong?"
Hamster: "The market is going down!"
Trader: "You should have sold when it was high!"
Hamster: "I was waiting for it to go even higher!"