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Cashing out in Upland – like diarrhea: it doesn’t always work out

Boy: "I cashed out money from Upland, now I’m rich!"

Girl: "I don’t think you’re that rich, since you couldn’t even cash out your stomach on time!"

Boy: "But actually, I can sell my land and become a millionaire!"

Girl: "You’d be rich if you could cash anything out of your stomach!" 💩💵

Crypto, like diarrhea, doesn’t give you a warning

Boy: "I studied this project for so long! It’s going to be a success for sure!"

Girl: "Or it’ll be like diarrhea — you won’t even have time to prepare!"

Boy: "I checked the charts, everything’s confirmed!"

Girl: "Charts are fine, but diarrhea can’t be predicted." 💩📈

Which cryptocurrency doesn’t like the sun?

Litecoin. It's always "in the shade."

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