Boy: "I just sold a few Axies! Look how rich I am!"
Girl: "Careful, you’re like diarrhea: it starts smooth, but ends up in an unpleasant situation."
Boy: "It’ll be fine, it’s just a temporary dip!"
Girl: "Dip? It’s like poop: it comes unexpectedly, and leaves with a smell." 💩🚀
Boy: "I’m so happy I started playing Axie Infinity! My Axies are giving me tons of tokens!"
Girl: "Careful, it’s like diarrhea: everything’s great at first, but then all your tokens melt away, like... well, you know."
Boy: "But I still believe in the future!"
Girl: "You believe in a future with the smell of diarrhea!" 💩🎮
When it comes to Ethereum, every block added is another layer of excitement!
It’s like building a pyramid, but instead of sand, you’re stacking blocks of decentralized awesomeness. ⛓️🏰
Every block that adds more value is like opening a gift—except this one might be worth a lot! 🎁💰
I started mining for my retirement fund.
So far, I’ve mined 0.2 ETH and a lot of regret. ⛏️💸
I held a funeral for my crypto investments.
They died from a rug pull. 🪦🧸