My crypto balance is $0.02, but I still believe in the bull market.
Boy: "My Axies are fighting in the tournament, I’ll cash out tons of tokens soon!"
Girl: "Hold on, are you sure this isn’t just Axie Infinity diarrhea? Wins at first, then, as always, disappointments."
Boy: "Don’t worry, I’ll be in profit soon!"
Girl: "You’re already in the red, and all that’s ahead is the smell of disappointment." 💩💥
Dropped my wallet? It’s okay—I still have hope (and maybe some coins in there too)! 💼 Crypto never stays down for long. 🚀
Crypto was my hope, until the dip came and turned my dreams into dust.
Now my only hope is to survive this market.
Crypto drops are like my hopes—crushing, but not unexpected.
It’s like walking into a room full of broken dreams, but hey, at least they’re on sale.