Boy: "I invested in crypto, and here’s the result — bankruptcy!"
Girl: "You’ve survived the crypto death, but the real nightmare starts when you have to pay for the rent."
Boy: "I thought I could sell tokens and win!"
Girl: "You won one thing — death by disappointment and eternal regret." 💸⚰️
A Splinterlands monster tried a new diet. “I only eat cards with mana under 3.” 🥗
Why did the Splinterlands monster go vegan? It wanted to avoid “beef” with other players. 🥦
I started a diet in Decentraland…
But the only food I could find was “virtual snacks”! 🍩
"Did you hear about Ethereum’s new diet?"
"Is it trying to lose weight?"
"Yes! It's trying to cut back on gas fees!"
"Is it working?"
"Not yet... it's still gassy!"
"Maybe it should try a low-fee diet!"
"Now, that’s the way to go!" 🍏
Crypto drops are like my hopes—crushing, but not unexpected.
It’s like walking into a room full of broken dreams, but hey, at least they’re on sale.
Hamster: "What’s for dinner tonight?"
Trader: "The same as every night. Hopium and dreams."
In crypto games, you don’t have guild leaders—you have DAO proposals. But beware, one bad vote and the boss becomes unkillable! 🏰👾
I’m on an NFT diet.
I’ve lost a lot of weight, but gained even more losses. 🍽️🖼️
I’m on the Ethereum diet.
I lost a lot of weight… but only in gas fees. ⛽🍔
My portfolio’s in a bear market,
So now I’m eating ramen to survive. 🐻🍜
I’m on a crypto diet.
Only eating when my portfolio is in the green. 🥗📈
Why do crypto traders skip breakfast?
They’re already full of “bear” markets. 🐻🍽️