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How I died of disappointment: the story of a crypto trader

Boy: "I invested in crypto, and here’s the result — bankruptcy!"

Girl: "You’ve survived the crypto death, but the real nightmare starts when you have to pay for the rent."

Boy: "I thought I could sell tokens and win!"

Girl: "You won one thing — death by disappointment and eternal regret." 💸⚰️

Splinterlands Monster Diet

A Splinterlands monster tried a new diet. “I only eat cards with mana under 3.” 🥗

Splinterlands Monster Diet

Why did the Splinterlands monster go vegan? It wanted to avoid “beef” with other players. 🥦

Decentraland Diet 🥗

I started a diet in Decentraland…

But the only food I could find was “virtual snacks”! 🍩

The Gas Fee Diet 🥗

"Did you hear about Ethereum’s new diet?"
"Is it trying to lose weight?"
"Yes! It's trying to cut back on gas fees!"
"Is it working?"
"Not yet... it's still gassy!"
"Maybe it should try a low-fee diet!"
"Now, that’s the way to go!" 🍏

Crypto Drop—Where Hopes Go to Die

Crypto drops are like my hopes—crushing, but not unexpected.
It’s like walking into a room full of broken dreams, but hey, at least they’re on sale.

Hamster | The Crypto Diet 🍕🐹

Hamster: "What’s for dinner tonight?"
Trader: "The same as every night. Hopium and dreams."

DAO or Die

In crypto games, you don’t have guild leaders—you have DAO proposals. But beware, one bad vote and the boss becomes unkillable! 🏰👾

NFT Diet

I’m on an NFT diet.

I’ve lost a lot of weight, but gained even more losses. 🍽️🖼️

Ethereum Diet

I’m on the Ethereum diet.

I lost a lot of weight… but only in gas fees. ⛽🍔

Bear Market Diet

My portfolio’s in a bear market,

So now I’m eating ramen to survive. 🐻🍜

Crypto Diet 2.0

I’m on a crypto diet.

Only eating when my portfolio is in the green. 🥗📈

Crypto Diet

Why do crypto traders skip breakfast?

They’re already full of “bear” markets. 🐻🍽️

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