I wanted to buy coffee, but I HODL’d instead. Now I’m awake from hunger, not caffeine.
I said, “Nope, just burning it!” 💸
Now I’m saving up to pay for my mining.
Boyfriend: "I’ve walked 100 kilometers with StepN this month!"
Girlfriend: "Wow, how much did you make?"
Boyfriend: "$25!"
Girlfriend: "And how much did those NFT sneakers cost?"
Boyfriend: "$800, but they’re an investment!"
Girlfriend: "So, you’re walking to lose money? That’s a first." 🏃♂️📉
New crypto investor: "I heard you can make millions in a day!"
Old investor: "Yeah, it’s like horse racing — you win if you’re lucky, and you lose if you’re not!" 🏇💸
New investor: "How do you know when you're lucky?"
Old investor: "When you sold at the peak and bought at the bottom!" 😂