Boy: "I have so many tokens in R-PLANET, I’ll cash them all out soon!"
Girl: "You’ll only cash out poop, not money, believe me!"
Boy: "But the tokens are growing!"
Girl: "Tokens grow like diarrhea in your stomach — unstoppable!" 💩💥
Boy: "I cashed out my first profit from R-PLANET!"
Girl: "Congrats! You’re like a person who climbed out of a trash can!"
Boy: "Seriously, I’ll cash out more!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out one token at a time, but you’ll still be stuck in the poop pile." 💩🚀
Boy: "You won’t believe it, but I’m almost back on my feet with this R-PLANET!"
Girl: "Yeah, like always, diarrhea became your only currency!"
Boy: "But these are tokens, not just… well, you get it."
Girl: "Uh-huh, how tokens turned into your leaks! But this still won’t bring you profits!" 💩💸
Boy: "I’ve spent so much time on R-PLANET, soon I’ll cash out and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’ll be a millionaire like I am — after toxic diarrhea!"
Boy: "You don’t understand, it’s all fine, I’m going to cash out!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out, but going into the red again is like diarrhea you can’t stop." 💩🚀
Boy: "My tokens from R-PLANET will grow soon, I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "You talk like diarrhea is supposed to turn into gold!"
Boy: "But I believe in it!"
Girl: "You believe you can take diarrhea from the toilet and exchange it for money?" 💩💰
Boy: "I’m almost rich, just need a few more R-PLANET tokens!"
Girl: "It’s like trying to make money off diarrhea — it all goes down the drain!"
Boy: "You don’t understand, this is cryptocurrency!"
Girl: "Yeah, like diarrhea on the blockchain — always lost in the transactions!" 💩💸
Boy: "All these tokens in R-PLANET will bring me wealth soon!"
Girl: "Are you sure? You said the same thing when you started collecting poop for fertilizer!"
Boy: "But now it’s cryptocurrency!"
Girl: "When cryptocurrency turns into poop, that’s when you’ll definitely get rich!" 💩💎
Boy: "I’ve gathered enough R-PLANET tokens, now I’ll cash out!"
Girl: "And how much did you cash out?"
Boy: "Well, a little. But it’s just the beginning!"
Girl: "The beginning of what? The poop you’re trying to turn into coins?" 💩💸
Boy: "R-PLANET is the future! It’s a play-to-earn game!"
Girl: "You say it’s the future, but it all looks like crypto diarrhea!"
Boy: "No, everything will be great, I’m just waiting for the tokens to rise!"
Girl: "You seem to be waiting for diarrhea to turn into gold." 💩💰
Boy: "I’ve spent so much time mining in R-PLANET, I’m almost ready to cash out!"
Girl: "And how much did you cash out?"
Boy: "Well… 5 coins. But I’m sure it’ll be great soon!"
Girl: "You know, this reminds me of trying to flush diarrhea in the toilet… it’s never going to happen!" 💩
Boy: "I just invested everything into R-PLANET, hoping it will bring me a ton of profits!"
Girl: "Are you sure that’s a good idea? It’s like investing in diarrhea!"
Boy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because in the end, you always hope the situation will improve, but it just stays in the mess!" 💩🚀