I told him, “Yep, going to the moon... just waiting for my coins!” 🌕
He has a fever of 40. If it reaches 42, he will almost certainly die."
The trader opens his eyes and whispers: "At 41.8 — sell!
– Bitcoin is what made me today’s wealth.
– Wow! And what’s your state now?
– Pre-heart attack.
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