Boy: "I’m playing Upland and cashing out money!"
Girl: "Are you sure your stomach will handle that kind of load?"
Boy: "What, you don’t believe in my abilities?"
Girl: "Last time, you didn’t cash out money, you cashed out... well, anything!" 💩🎮
Boy: "I bought a whole block in Upland, now I’ll sit back and enjoy!"
Girl: "You won’t be able to sit still — your stomach is already searching for a toilet!"
Boy: "But I thought the money in Upland would calm me down!"
Girl: "Money won’t save you from diarrhea, trust me!" 💩💸
Boy: "I bought my first piece of land in Upland, now I’ll start making money!"
Girl: "And I bought diarrhea medicine, and that’s clearly more useful!"
Boy: "But you don’t get it, you can earn a lot in Upland!"
Girl: "You’d better learn to control your body, because no amount of money will help with that diarrhea!" 💩💊
Boy: "I got an airdrop! These new tokens are going to rise!"
Girl: "They might rise, but you know what happens when you eat too much — your stomach can’t handle it."
Boy: "Are you kidding me?"
Girl: "No, I’m just saying, your tokens will flush out quickly, like diarrhea!" 💩🎉