Boy: "Look at my portfolio, I made money with Axie Infinity!"
Girl: "Well, at first, yes, but remember: cryptocurrency and Axie are like diarrhea. Everything’s fine until you realize your money’s gone down the toilet."
Boy: "But I’m sticking to my strategy!"
Girl: "Your strategy’s like diarrhea – you start happy, and end up in trouble." 💩💸
Boy: "Look, I’ve earned 5000 tokens in Axie Infinity!"
Girl: "Well, good for you. But remember, cryptocurrency is like diarrhea: you start with tokens, and end up losing everything."
Boy: "But my Axies are a long-term investment!"
Girl: "Yeah, a long-term disaster, like diarrhea that doesn’t stop." 💩💸
Boy: "I’m going to cash out all my tokens I got from the airdrop!"
Girl: "Don’t worry, when they disappear, you’ll think it’s just like diarrhea you never saw coming."
Boy: "What? They won’t disappear for sure!"
Girl: "Like poop after diarrhea. Even if you cash out, they’ll vanish!" 💩🚽
Investor 1: "Did you buy an NFT?"
Investor 2: "Yeah! I invested in digital art!"
Investor 1: "Is that like buying a ticket to the future?"
Investor 2: "Well, if the future is a price that flies all over the place!" 😂💎