Winning Jokes - Page 1

Boy: "I just won a bunch of tokens in CryptoBlades, now we’re definitely rich!"

Girl: "You’re getting rich, but all I see is your path to the bathroom!" 🚽💩

Boy: "But the crypto is rising, I told you!"

Girl: "The crypto is rising, but your luck is going straight down the toilet!" 💩📉

Boy: "I finally cashed out tokens from Axie Infinity! I’m one step closer to a million!"

Girl: "Are you sure? Usually, it’s like diarrhea: everything starts fine, but at some point, it all spirals out of control."

Boy: "But I cashed out, so everything’s going to be fine!"

Girl: "You only cashed out... your dreams." 💩💭

• "What’s the prize for winning Squid Game?"
• "It’s a rare NFT, but the value drops by 99% the moment you claim it!"
• "Ah, sounds like crypto!"
• "Exactly, just like a pump-and-dump!" 💥🚨