Investor 1: "Did you upgrade your Ethereum to 2.0?"
Investor 2: "Yeah, now I have not only updates but questions! Why does every update feel like an unexpected date proposal?" 🤔💻
Investor 1: "Because Ethereum knows how to keep the suspense!" 🔥💡
A Splinterlands player entered the arena. “Prepare to face my dragons!”
Their opponent summoned... a cat. The cat won. 🐉😺
A Gods Unchained player opened a pack and pulled a rare card. “Wow, it’s a godly card!”
Card: “I’m just here for the snacks.” 🍩
A Gods Unchained player opened their wallet and shouted, “Where are all my cards?!”
Developer: “They’ve evolved, they’re now in your NFT collection.” 🧳
Dropped my coin? No problem, I'll scoop it up and make more! 🚀 In crypto, it’s not about how many times you drop—it’s about how fast you bounce back. 💪
A crypto enthusiast joined a new project called “MoonCoin.” The website said, "Our token will never rug pull!" He thought, "Well, at least they’re honest." Turns out, the website was the rug.
I got an airdrop yesterday.
It was spam coins I can’t sell. 🎈💔
Why did the crypto investor bring a rug to the meeting?
To feel prepared in case they got pulled again.