Traders Jokes - Page 1

Why can’t crypto traders work at a bank?

Because they keep "zeroing" their accounts!

Why are crypto traders always in a good mood?

Because they know how to "rise" even in the toughest situations!

Why do traders love pizza?

Because you can choose your topping, just like picking a cryptocurrency to invest in!

How do crypto traders decide when it's time to relax?

When all the charts show "calm."

Why can't crypto traders find love?

Because they’re always looking for a "bottom" and are afraid of going "up".

What’s a crypto trader’s favorite workout?

Jumping to conclusions and running from losses. 🏃💸

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