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My rig is now my best friend. 👯‍♂️

It never leaves me alone... or lets me sleep! 😴

My wife thinks the rig is my best friend. 👨‍💻

I told her, “It’s not friendship—it’s profit!” 💹

Axie Infinity: the best way to get diarrhea from crypto

Boy: "I invested in Axie Infinity, and my tokens are growing!"

Girl: "Hold on, it could be like diarrhea: you thought everything was under control, and now your tokens are disappearing, and you don’t know what to do."

Boy: "But I still believe in these Axies!"

Girl: "You believe in them? They’re not just your tokens, but your dreams going down the toilet!" 💩💰

Ethereum: Crypto’s Best Kept Secret!

Everyone talks about Bitcoin, but Ethereum is the real secret behind decentralized finance!
It’s like a VIP club of crypto—only the coolest cats are in. 😎🐾
So, when the market’s wild, just remember: Ethereum’s got your back! 🦸‍♂️

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