Boy: "I cashed out money from Upland, now I’m rich!"
Girl: "I don’t think you’re that rich, since you couldn’t even cash out your stomach on time!"
Boy: "But actually, I can sell my land and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’d be rich if you could cash anything out of your stomach!" 💩💵
Boy: "I’ve spent so much time on R-PLANET, soon I’ll cash out and become a millionaire!"
Girl: "You’ll be a millionaire like I am — after toxic diarrhea!"
Boy: "You don’t understand, it’s all fine, I’m going to cash out!"
Girl: "You’ll cash out, but going into the red again is like diarrhea you can’t stop." 💩🚀
Boy: "I’m going to cash out all my tokens, soon I’ll be rich!"
Girl: "Tokens cash out like diarrhea: you hope for profit, then you sit and regret."
Boy: "No, no, I did everything right!"
Girl: "Right? You’re already preparing for diarrhea on the toilet with those tokens." 💩📉
Boy: "I won in a play-to-earn game and thought I’d become rich!"
Girl: "You won $20, and thought that was the end of poverty!"
Boy: "But I believed it would be more!"
Girl: "More? You died of disappointment before the tokens could even stack up." 🎮⚰️
Boy: "I’m cashing everything out, just watch!"
Girl: "You really want to cash out $10 to spend it on a new game?"
Boy: "It’s a strategic move! I’ll put everything into tokens and make them more valuable!"
Girl: "How many more strategies do we need to get back at least some of the money you spent?" 💳💔
Boy: "I cashed everything out from the game! I told you these games can make money!"
Girl: "You cashed out $50, and we can’t even afford dinner!"
Boy: "But you don’t get it, this is just the beginning, the big money will come!"
Girl: "So you’re planning to spend another $50 on new games?" 🎮💸