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What’s ZK-Rollups’ least favorite thing? 🛑

Uncompressed blocks—they give them anxiety! 😰

What’s ZK-Rollups’ dream vacation? 🏝️

A compressed trip with zero baggage fees! 🧳✈️

What’s ZK-Rollups’ superpower? 🦸‍♂️

Turning “too much data” into “no problem at all!” 💾✨

What’s ZK-Rollups’ favorite game? 🎮

Tetris—they love fitting everything perfectly! 🟩🟦

What’s ZK-Rollups’ favorite snack? 🍪

Compressed cookies with zero knowledge filling! 🤯

What’s ZK-Rollups’ favorite dance move? 💃

The "Proof Shuffle"—light, fast, and smooth! 🕺

What’s ZK-Rollups’ motto? 🛠️

“Proof it, pack it, send it!” 📦🚀

What’s ZK-Rollups’ favorite magic trick? 🎩✨

Making big data disappear while everyone claps! 👏

What’s ZK-Rollups’ favorite shape?

A proof circle—it always comes back around!

What’s a ZK-Rollup’s favorite song?

“Roll With It” by Oasis!

What’s a miner’s dream job? 🛠️

A power plant operator. ⚡

What’s a miner’s favorite workout?

Heavy lifting… of electricity bills.

What’s the miner’s version of a power nap?

It’s called a blackout.

What’s the hardest part about mining at home?

Explaining to your dog that the fans aren’t chasing him!

What’s more important: Upland or stomach control?

Boy: "I bought my first piece of land in Upland, now I’ll start making money!"

Girl: "And I bought diarrhea medicine, and that’s clearly more useful!"

Boy: "But you don’t get it, you can earn a lot in Upland!"

Girl: "You’d better learn to control your body, because no amount of money will help with that diarrhea!" 💩💊

What’s the cryptocurrency for lazy people?

Dogecoin. It’s so "slow" that everyone thinks it’s just sitting there doing nothing!

What’s a crypto trader’s favorite workout?

Jumping to conclusions and running from losses. 🏃💸

What’s a miner’s favorite type of music?

Heavy metal, of course! ⛏️🎶

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