They always have proof ready! ✅
By scaling up without losing their balance!
I told him, “Yep, going to the moon... just waiting for my coins!” 🌕
I told her, “No, but it’s mining for the moon!” 🌕
I told him I'm mining for the future—Mars coins!
Star Atlas: "I sacrificed my best spaceship to upgrade my colony!"
Splinterlands: "That’s a risky move. Did it work?"
Star Atlas: "Not yet. It’s still in the ‘pending upgrade’ stage."
Gods Unchained: "You should’ve sacrificed more. The blockchain gods demand it."
Star Atlas: "How much more?"
Gods Unchained: "Three NFTs and 1 ETH should do it. 🙏🚀"
Star Atlas: "I bid on a legendary spaceship NFT, but someone sniped it!"
Splinterlands: "Was it a monster?"
Star Atlas: "No, it was a whale. 🐋💸"
Gods Unchained: "Whales always win. Next time, pray before you bid."
Star Atlas: "Will that stop them?"
Gods Unchained: "No, but it’ll make you feel better when you lose."
Star Atlas: "I just paid 300 tokens for gas fees to launch my fleet."
Splinterlands: "300? I summon dragons for half that! 🐉🔥"
Gods Unchained: "I don’t even summon cards anymore; I pray for them to appear. 🙏"
Star Atlas: "Praying doesn’t cost gas?"
Gods Unchained: "No, but it does cost faith… and Ethereum."
Splinterlands: "Hey, Star Atlas, can I buy a spaceship with my monster NFTs?"
Star Atlas: "Sure, but you’ll have to pay an intergalactic gas fee. 🚀💸"
Gods Unchained: "I’ll bless the deal for a divine fee too."
Splinterlands: "Let me guess, divine fees cost double the blockchain fees?"
Gods Unchained: "Of course. Blessings aren’t cheap. 🙏💎"
A: "Who wins in a battle: Splinterlands or Star Atlas?"
B: "Neither. The crypto whales just buy both!" 🐋💸
A: "And Gods Unchained?"
B: "They get sacrificed for transaction fees. 🔥⛓️"
A: "Why did Gods Unchained lose to Splinterlands in poker?"
B: "They played their divine hand too early."
A: "And Star Atlas?"
B: "They accidentally bet their spaceship NFT. 🚀🎲"
A: "Big mistake."
B: "But a cosmic one. 🌌"
A: "Star Atlas said they found treasure on Splinterlands’ blockchain."
B: "Did they share it?"
A: "Nope, Gods Unchained intercepted it with a Divine Shield! 🛡️💎"
B: "Pirates vs. knights – I’d watch that!"
A player was attacked by space pirates. “Surrender your ship!”
Pirates: “And... share your Netflix password!” 🏴☠️
A player encountered a space monster. “What’s our defense system?”
Ship AI: “We have a laser pointer!” 😱
A Star Atlas player bought a brand-new spaceship.
First flight: “Why is it spinning?” Ship AI: “I thought you liked drifting!” 🛸
A Star Atlas player tried to time travel. “I’ll go to the future!”
5 minutes later: “I just went 5 minutes into the past.” ⏰
A Star Atlas player ordered pizza to space. 2 hours later: “Why isn’t it here?”
Delivery: “The space-time continuum has delayed it.” ⏳
A Star Atlas player got a space traffic ticket. “How did this happen?”
Officer: “You were speeding near the asteroid belt.” 🚔
A Star Atlas player embarked on an important space mission. "This is the big one!"
5 minutes later: “I ran out of fuel and drifted into a black hole.” 🕳️
A Star Atlas player ordered pizza for delivery in space.
30 minutes later: “Where’s my pizza?” Delivery guy: "I got stuck in an asteroid belt.” 🍕
A Star Atlas player was flying through space when the spaceship suddenly started playing music. "What’s happening?"
The ship replied: “I’m in the mood for a space disco!” 🪩
A Star Atlas player bought a luxury spaceship. “I’m finally living the high life!”
2 minutes later: “I forgot to buy the fuel.” ⛽
A Star Atlas player saved up for the best spaceship. “Finally, I can afford it!”
10 minutes later: “I think I just bought a space scooter.” 🛴
A Star Atlas player tried customizing their spacecraft. “This is going to be amazing!”
5 minutes later: “My ship looks like a space donut.” 🍩
A Star Atlas explorer said, “I’m going to discover a new planet today!”
5 minutes later: “Oops, I discovered an asteroid field.” 💥
A Star Atlas player ordered a space taxi. Driver: “Where to?”
Player: “I don’t know, just take me away from the black hole!” 🚖
A Star Atlas player went for a space job interview. Interviewer: “What’s your experience?”
Player: “I once flew through a black hole and lived to tell the tale.” 🕳️
A Star Atlas player tried to build a space station.
6 months later: “I’m still waiting on the blueprint.” 📜
A Star Atlas player got stuck in a space traffic jam. "I thought the galaxy was endless, but apparently, it’s rush hour." 🚦
A Star Atlas player applied for a space job. Interviewer: "So, what are your skills?"
Player: "I can mine asteroids and avoid black holes." 🕳️