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Why are ZK-Rollups great for dating advice?

Because they always keep it light and prove their worth!

I told my wife I’d buy her something nice. 💍

She said, “With what? Another GPU?” 😂

What Happens If You Invest $100 in Crypto Following Twitter Advice?

Day 1: Found a tweet saying, “This coin will 100x! 🚀.” Bought $100 worth. Feeling like a genius.

Day 2: The same account tweets, “Oops, sold too soon.” Coin is down 50%.

Day 3: Another influencer says, “Diamond hands 💎🤲, don’t sell!” HODL mode activated.

Day 7: Coin is now worth $20. Decided to sell, but gas fees are $25.

Day 10: Saw a tweet, “The dip is your chance to buy!” Spent the remaining $20.

Day 30: My $100 investment has turned into a $5 meme NFT. But hey, I’m part of the community now!

Sharik, have you seen Bitcoin’s price?

Girl: "What did you do with our money?"

Boy: "I put everything into Bitcoin, it’s growing again!"

Girl: "Yeah, growing... but not as fast as our debt is!"

Boy: "You know, crypto is the future!"

Girl: "Listen, the future is when we have at least money for food!" 🍞💔

Family on the brink of a breakup due to Bitcoin prices

Boy: "Look at Bitcoin’s rise, we’re on the verge of becoming millionaires!"

Girl: "We’re on the verge of something else — bankruptcy!"

Boy: "But if Bitcoin hits $100,000, everything will be fine!"

Girl: "Just like your attempts to convince me to invest in crypto instead of gold!" 📉💔

Short Story about Bitcoin and its Price

Bitcoin finally hit a new record, and all the crypto investors happily started celebrating. But after a week, its price dropped. One investor says:

"Well, if I knew I’d be moving my funds into a stable currency that fast, I would’ve at least bought a stable reserve!" 😂

But a few days later, he’s investing in Bitcoin again, saying, "The market will return, and we’ll be back on top!" 🐎💸

Space Colony Sacrifice

Star Atlas: "I sacrificed my best spaceship to upgrade my colony!"
Splinterlands: "That’s a risky move. Did it work?"
Star Atlas: "Not yet. It’s still in the ‘pending upgrade’ stage."
Gods Unchained: "You should’ve sacrificed more. The blockchain gods demand it."
Star Atlas: "How much more?"
Gods Unchained: "Three NFTs and 1 ETH should do it. 🙏🚀"

Cosmic Gas Price Surge

Star Atlas: "Gas prices have gone cosmic! I can’t launch my ships!"
Splinterlands: "Guess we’re stuck on Earth."
Gods Unchained: "Not stuck—just grounded by divine intervention."
Star Atlas: "Divine intervention costs too much."
Gods Unchained: "Everything divine does."

Divine Trading Advice

Splinterlands: "Should I sell my dragon NFT now?"
Gods Unchained: "Ask the oracle."
Splinterlands: "What did it say?"
Gods Unchained: "It said, ‘Sell high, buy low.’"
Star Atlas: "That’s just common sense!"
Gods Unchained: "No refunds for divine wisdom. 🙏💸"

Divine Gas Prices

Gods Unchained: "I declare a divine blockchain holiday: No gas fees for 24 hours!"
Star Atlas: "Finally, I can explore the galaxy without breaking my wallet. 🚀💸"
Splinterlands: "I’ll summon extra monsters for the celebrations!"
Gods Unchained: "Just kidding. The gas fees double during holidays. 😂"
Splinterlands & Star Atlas: [sigh]

Star Atlas Gas Prices

A Star Atlas player checked the fuel price for their ship.

“This costs more than the ship itself!” 🤯

Decentraland Ice Cream Stand

- "I opened an ice cream stand in Decentraland!"

- "What flavors do you sell?"

- "Ethereum swirl and Bitcoin crunch!"

- "Are they popular?"

- "They’re a hit with anyone looking for a cool NFT treat!" 🍦

Axie Ice Cream Truck

- "I got ice cream from an Axie food truck!"

- "What flavors do they have?"

- "Ethereum swirl, with a scoop of Dogecoin."

- "Sounds delicious!"

- "Only if you can pay in Layer 2." 🍦

Axie Ice Cream Truck

- "I got ice cream from an Axie food truck!"

- "What flavors do they have?"

- "Ethereum swirl, with a scoop of Dogecoin."

- "Sounds delicious!"

- "Only if you can pay in Layer 2." 🍦

Axie Dating Service

- "I signed up for Axie dating!"

- "What’s it like?"

- "You match with Axies that have high breeding rates."

- "Is it romantic?"

- "It’s all about the tokens, not the love." 💘

Axie Advice

- "What’s your Axie strategy?"

- "Breed, battle, repeat."

- "Sounds like a crypto pyramid scheme."

- "No pyramid. Just endless loops." 🔄

Ethereum’s Ice Hockey Game:

"Ethereum, what’s your role on the team?"
"I’m the goalie for decentralized transactions!"
"Any goals?"
"Just stopping gas fees from scoring!" 🏒

Ethereum’s Ice Cream Shop:

"Ethereum, what flavors do you have?"
"Minting Mango, Decentralized Chocolate, and Gas-Free Vanilla!"
"Why no strawberry?"
"It’s still pending on the blockchain." 🍦

Ethereum at the Doctor’s Office:

"Doctor, I feel sluggish!"
"Ethereum, you need more scaling vitamins and a Layer-2 prescription!"
"How soon will I feel better?"
"As soon as the network stops congesting." 🩺

Ethereum’s Ice Cream Truck 🍦

"Why does Ethereum drive an ice cream truck?"
"Because it knows how to serve up the sweetest decentralized solutions!"
"Is it a popular truck?"
"Absolutely! Ethereum’s ice cream is scalable and always in high demand!"
"So, it’s the blockchain flavor master?"
"Exactly! Ethereum’s ice cream always has the perfect transaction balance!" 🍦

Ethereum’s Gas Fees: The Price of Going Green!

We all love the idea of a green world, but Ethereum’s gas fees might make you reconsider that! 🌱💸
But hey, when you’re helping build a sustainable decentralized world, a little gas fee is worth it, right? ⛽🌍
It’s like paying for your green energy... with a sprinkle of crypto magic! ✨

Ethereum’s Gas Fees: The Price You Pay for Freedom!

Gas fees may seem high, but hey, freedom comes at a price! 🗽💸
Ethereum gives you the power to transact without a middleman—and that’s worth a little gas in your wallet.
Freedom has never been so expensive... or so worth it! 😎

When the Price Goes Red

In Squid Game, you’re eliminated when you move on red. In crypto, you’re eliminated when your portfolio turns red!

The Price of Winning Squid Game

  • "What’s the prize for winning Squid Game?"
  • "It’s a rare NFT, but the value drops by 99% the moment you claim it!"
  • "Ah, sounds like crypto!"
  • "Exactly, just like a pump-and-dump!" 💥🚨

Gas Price Rage Quit

Why did the gamer stop trading Ethereum? Gas fees made them rage quit! 💸😡

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