Because they only deal with verified facts! ✔️
Because they scale the road without breaking the rules!
Because they always have proof to back up their point!
Their rigs already purr when they work! 🐾
Their rigs provide all the heat they need for hot yoga! 🔥
Every morning, the fans scream, “Wake up and pay the bills!” 💸
Their rigs already take up all the space! 🏗️
Their rigs already produce enough drama. 🎭
Because their rigs are already hotter than a summer day!
Boy: "I started a new quest in Catizen, my cats are all leveled up!"
Girl: "Don’t forget to add a toilet to the house! You don’t want your cats to have diarrhea right on the lawn!"
Boy: "Don’t worry, they’re virtual!"
Girl: "They’re virtual, but their problems are real. Remember, every cat leaves its mark... and it’s not just love!" 💩🐱
Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"
Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"
Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉
Boy: "I thought the play-to-earn game would provide for us! But instead, we’re just in the red."
Girl: "You forgot that play-to-earn games aren’t a bank, they’re just an illusion!"
Boy: "But I was sure I’d cash out a huge sum!"
Girl: "Now your balance is death by disappointment and debts for life." 🎮💀
Because they are always looking for a chance to "grow"!
Because they can always "mine" their solutions!
Because they can always "reboot"!
They already know that success requires "stability"!
Because there are always too many "discussions"!
Because they are always looking for "easy" solutions!
FOMO? Nope, not with Ethereum. HODL your ETH like it’s your secret weapon!
When the price drops, don’t run for the exits, just HODL tight! 📉
Ethereum's not about timing the market; it's about believing in the future. 🔮
HODLing ETH is like planting a tree—you’ll see the fruits later. 🌳🍎
Every dip is just an opportunity to build a solid portfolio. Think of it like building a house—laying a strong foundation at the drop. 🏠💎