“Yours efficiently, ZK!” 🤖
If Satoshi Nakamoto ever reveals himself, I hope he’ll Venmo me $10.
It never leaves me alone... or lets me sleep! 😴
They asked, “Is that like planting seeds?” 🌱
He asked if I dig holes in my backyard. ⛏️
I told her, “It’s not friendship—it’s profit!” 💹
She didn’t know I meant GPUs! 🖥️
Guess who’s now mining in peace? 😎
Now he cries when he sees Bitcoin prices! 😭
I told her, “Don’t be silly; the rig pays the bills!” 💳
Now they think I live in a data center. 🖥️
Now he cries when he sees my profits.
I invested everything in Chaos Legion packs. Now I’m eating Chaos Ramen.
Boy: "I just sold a few Axies! Look how rich I am!"
Girl: "Careful, you’re like diarrhea: it starts smooth, but ends up in an unpleasant situation."
Boy: "It’ll be fine, it’s just a temporary dip!"
Girl: "Dip? It’s like poop: it comes unexpectedly, and leaves with a smell." 💩🚀
Boy: "I invested in Bitcoin, and its price skyrocketed!"
Girl: "Be careful, it could be like diarrhea: it starts with a small amount, and then you can’t stop!"
Boy: "That’s a great sign of growth!"
Girl: "Growth? You’ll end up on the toilet with that crypto!" 💩📉
Person: "I invested all my money in crypto!"
Friend: "Are you crazy?!"
Person: "Well, I hope these losses are just a temporary setback!" 🤷♂️💸
Friend: "Looks like you lost not just your money but your pants too!" 👖😂
Because they can always "reboot"!
– Bitcoin is what made me today’s wealth.
– Wow! And what’s your state now?
– Pre-heart attack.
A Gods Unchained player summoned a legendary card. “I’ve got a godly card!”
The card replied: “I’m retired.” 🏖️
A Splinterlands player said, “I need legendary cards and coffee to win this!”
5 hours later: “I have neither.” ☕
"Why did Ethereum start hanging out with Litecoin?"
"Because it wanted a lighter transaction load!"
"So, is Litecoin a diet version?"
"Exactly! It’s like Ethereum’s lite upgrade!"
"Sounds like a lite friendship!"
"Yeah, they make a blockchain dream team!" 🌐
"Why does Ethereum always make so many friends in crypto?"
"Because it’s always staking its trust!"
"Does it ever lose friends?"
"Not at all! Ethereum’s blockchain network is too strong!"
"Sounds like the ultimate friend group!"
"Exactly! It’s a decentralized squad!" 💸
"Why did Ethereum and Litecoin become best friends?"
"Because they both love fast transactions!"
"Sounds like a great duo!"
"They're like the Batman and Robin of the crypto world!"
"Do they fight crime?"
"Not exactly... but they definitely fight high fees!" 💥
"Did you hear Ethereum’s going green?"
"Really? It’s finally going eco-friendly?"
"Yeah, they switched to Proof-of-Stake! Less energy consumption!"
"That’s great! It must be saving a lot of power!"
"Exactly! Now it’s recycling transactions like never before!"
"Ethereum’s future looks bright—literally!" 🌟
I bought the dip last week.
Then it dipped again, and now I’m wondering if I’ll ever see a profit again.
When your crypto drop is trending, you know it’s time to start wearing sunglasses indoors.
I just want to escape the light of reality and enjoy the darkness of my losses.
In crypto gaming, your inventory is called a ledger. But if you lose it, all your legendary items vanish—just like your savings. 📜💀
I bought a crypto-powered blender.
It makes smoothies… but only after a 30-minute transaction confirmation. 🍓🔄